In 2010, I did something that would, all unknowing, change my life - I went to the Miss Burlesque NZ competition. Seeing the fun, creativity, and femininity, the fire of burleque was lit in my bosom - I, too, yearned to be on the spangled stage, Doing That. I was only distracted by a dapper man I saw across the crowded room at the event, standing with the hepcat swing-dancing contingent. Why aren't I with him? I thought, with fleeting sorrow. Five months later I was floundering through burlesque dance classes and realizing that my 90s club-kid experiences might, unbelievably, be useful in a new sphere. A year later, I had emceed my first burlesque show. And a year and a half later, I reconnected with that man in the audience, and...we had our engagement party last week. Now, in a glorious full circle, I am one of the emcees of the 2014 Miss and Mr. Burlesque NZ competition! It's the fifth annivery of the competition this year, and I have a ticket to give away - leave a comment to be randomly selected as the winner! The winner will be announced on Friday. You can also buy more tickets to Miss and Mr. Burlesque NZ 2014. And if you, too, want to take some first steps onto the stage, there are classes available with burlesque star Sina King over the competition weekend. As my experiences show, you never know what will happen!