Worthy of her own Mermaid Parade
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Mermaids Off The Deep End

Worthy of her own Mermaid ParadeLots of mermaid love after the mermaid post a while back. Plus, this time next week, I am going to be On A Boat. So, some more mermaid inspiration for you. No holds barred maxtreme mermaidness ahoy!

Chantal Martin, model and dancer, shows us ultimate mermaid style with this glorious tail that she created herself. She’s the perfect pin-up mermaid.

A Mermaid Convention. This is delerious in the best possible way, a must-read about how extreme and fun a subculture can be. My favorite part is the mermaid competition, where weight lifters carry the entailed mermaid contestants onto stage.

 Mermaid art and more mermaid art and still more mermaid art by Australian artists Julie Ditrich and Jozef Szekeres.  Includes mermen!

Do you love mermaids enough to get a mermaid tattoo…or be a tattooed mermaid? This gallery has oodles of both.

“My father was the keeper of the Eddystone light/He slept with a mermaid one fine night…” Sea shanty classic here.

A mermaid look on land is particularly accessible this summer. You could…

  • Don a blue or gren maxi-skirt or long  fitted dress, a bit too long for you so it trails.
  • Have fun with long hair, real or fake (extra points for blue/green or ombre)
  • Add mermaid fascinators, preferably with pearls and seashells or coral, or shell barettes. Where’s my seaweed fascinator? That’s what I want!
  • Top it all off with an “under the sea” necklace.” Dirty Pearls has some great ones, or commission one from Things Unseen in Wellington, NZ.

 

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Thinking About Art and Crafts

I’ve been watching the burgeoning Occupy Wall Street movement, and its questions of profit, corporate control, and the enduring effects of industralized consumer goods. Those of us who like to make arts and crafts (or, let’s be honest, dream of having time to do so) have been grappling with some of these issues for about 150 years. Essays and links follow!

In the hands of yarn bombers, knitting overflows, taking over the landscape and the city. Contrast the yarn bombers, and how they change and play with spaces, to the classic Situationist/Futurist essay Formulary for a New Urbanism, “We don’t intend to prolong the mechanistic civilizations and frigid architecture that ultimately lead to boring leisure. We propose to invent new, changeable decors….”

It's not the Wall Street Bull, but close!

Yarn bombed bull, captured by Daintytime, re-used under Creative Commons, click image for link. Thanks Daintytime!

The delightful Bread & Puppet Theater Cheap Art Manifesto. “Art has to be CHEAP and AVAILABLE to EVERYBODY.”

Is there a crafter alive with broadband who hasn’t seen  “Put A Bird On It?” But wait, there’s more! After reading about a crafter’s own tangle with “Put A Bird On It,” including extinct birds, mechanical reproduction, and copyright, I’m about to join Emily Yoffee whittling them there tobacco-planting sticks.

Embroidering your own pillowcases and having artisanal interiors has had political/social significance earlier in history. Here is an introduction to William Morris and the Western Arts & Crafts movement, the Victorian/Edwardian reaction to industrialism.

Walter Benjamin’s essay The Work of Art In The Age of Mechanical Reproduction, a foundation essay on the topic, unpacking post-industrial anxiety about art reproduction and power. The end gets heavy, consider that Walter Benjamin was Jewish and writing this essay in Germany in 1936.

Emily Yoffe spends time as an 18th century US colonial re-enactor and is amazed at how different and fulfilling hands-on work is compared to her usual tapping at computers A quote: “Once humans spent most of their days doing useful things with their hands, and I realized that we were designed to get a deep satisfaction from this. As Hughes put it, “You have the feeling people were supposed to do this kind of work, rather than data entry, which is amazingly horrible.””

The Craftster 2011 Indie Craft Report peers into the state of craft today.

Suzanne Tamaki and her daughter modelling Tamaki's designs.
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Style at the Maori Art Show

This weekend, a friend and I went to the Maori Art Market, and we saw some serious style in the crowd. Men were peacocking with tailored coats incorporating Maori fabric, custom-tailored vests, and heirloom jade and bone jewelry. There was a fashion show, and a display by this woman artist shown below.

Suzanne Tamaki and her daughter modelling Tamaki's designs.Artist and designer Suzanne Tamaki and her daughter were head to toe in Tamaki’s designs, including her silk tie belt-wraps and quasi-Victorian jackets and top hats. In the background, “Blankets for sale – WE trade for land, beads, or guns” is embroidered on wool, stabbing at colonial land-grabbing via the needle. The pair are posed in front of Tamaki’s stunning photograph For Maori, For Sure, with its Maori seamstress about to reclaim all the flags – click here for a full view.

Here’s more of Tamaki’s deliciously deconstructed work – blanket labels are incorporated into the outfit on the left.

Tamaki's wearable art.

Also, seen in the crowd, this Pakeha lady had a vivid orange jacket that I loved – she moved among the artworks like a piece of art herself.

Hot jacket, lady!

There were two women wearing the moko who I wanted to photograph -  I think the women’s moko tattoos are attractive and stylish, and their outfits set off their moko like the tattoos were heirloom jewelry – both jewelry and moko tattoos are taonga, treasures. But…I felt shy. There’s been controversy about fashion houses appropriating Maori tattoo imagery. And I note that Maori-generated pages online about ta moko that discuss women’s moko do not include images! So, if you see a lady with a moko in real life, appreciate that you’ve had a glimpse of a taonga.

She came out well, didn't she?
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Some Cupcakes, or, Drawing On Fondant

“Who Will Be The Cupcake Queen of Wellington?” I’ll give you a hint: at the A La Mode Photography Studio’s Revamp party, it wasn’t me. I was pipped to the post by winner Hester’s delectable marshmallow frosting. But my entry raised some eyebrows with an important question: is that actually edible?

Turns out that you can now get food coloring pens, edible markers, with which you can draw on fondant. So, for a cupcake competition hosted by a photography studio, I thought I’d do some pin-up-photo themed cupcakes, pushing a pink and black food coloring pen to the limit on white fondant rectangles.

The full set of pin-up cupcakes.

The white fondant “toppers” are perched on top of chocolate-and-rosewater cupcakes with rich swirls of chocolate-and-rosewater frosting. A little pink edible glitter is on them too, and they were served on a tray made of a frame filled with pink pinup photos from history.

You can draw on fondant as well as you can draw in real life. Just three caveats. First, there are no do-overs – what you ink is what you get. Second, the more dry/hard the fondant is, the better. And third, nobody will eat your little fondant pictures, even if you eat part of one in front of them to prove they are indeed edible.

She came out well, didn't she?

There is a fondant Uncanny Valley. A small fondant item, like a heart or rose, gets eaten, even if it’s fluorescent orange. Large fondant ornaments or wrappers are frankly removed and discarded. But a medium-sized fondant topper is a bit too much fondant to eat but manageable enough that people feel weird about throwing it away. Perhaps if I had used more food-like colors, such as brown ink on cream fondant, these cupcake toppers would have seemed tastier.

One of the young girls present took a fancy to this one.

When I left the cupcake contest, children were using the fondant pictures as trading cards.

Ain't she sweet? She's made of pure sugar!

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The Elements: Make a Project of Outfits

Returning to the Elements of Style series…clothes and assembling outfits. Usually, when someone feels they’re behind on the dark art of dressing in the 21st century, it’s not that they don’t have the style nous to pull it off, once they put a bit of thought and cash into it. Often, they have just been BUSY. Buying a house, raising small children, getting a Ph.D. Also, the young often look delicious in whatever ludicrous garments they’re wearing. So, we often don’t get around to thinking about style and clothes much until our thirties or forties. And then, with the plethora of advice available nowadays, where to begin? As a geek, I find it useful to see my outfits as a project of some kind, where I have to get multiple components to work together, like a piece of music, or a software program.

A good starting point is to define how you see yourself and how you want clothes to work for you: whether you want to be stylish or fashionable. My stylish friends know what they love and stick with it. Tribal, rave-flavored, vintage, steampunky, preppy. Often they make their own clothes.  If they look out of date for a season, they don’t care – fashion comes around to match them soon enough. The fashionable are more mutable, with a strong sense of the look of the moment.

With the cost of clothes here, the fashionable NZ women I know don’t have huge wardrobes: three or four well-selected outfits serve them for a season. The stylish ones have more clothes on tap, wardrobe libraries they pick and choose from.

It is OK to:

  • Take a morning and go through every darn thing in your wardrobe. Get rid of things that don’t fit or will never get worn, rediscover old favorites.
  • Take time to set up a couple of outfits in a row for the week, for a busy weekend, or for a trip. Try them on, move around in them, then put them to one side, ready to go.
  • Wear a uniform (such as trousers/jeans and a knit top) or two or three “looks”, and alternate the pieces.
  • Decide that you like to dress simply.

As you sort things out and make changes, your friends never mind being asked for advice. When you go through your closet; contemplate changes online; or ask them to be a consultant on a real-time shopping trip. Children are also excellent advice givers. Are you afraid that a child will dress you in leopard-print Wellies and feather boas? Maybe that’s a good look for you!

If you don’t know where to start with wardrobe updates, or only have a limited amount of money, go for good underwear. My budget is limited at the moment due to paying for a house repair, and my spring wardrobe update has been two pairs of shoes, an “event” dress, and some important new bras.

Who doesn't need a hypno-bra?

As delightful as an LED-illuminated hypno-bra is, it is not a wardrobe staple. Available from Enlightened Designs, click to view more.

Good underwear is project management for your body – everything comes together more easily with it in place. Good underwear is bras that fit, and panties or pants that aren’t too tight. Alas, there is is often a difference between underwear that looks good under clothes (smooth, often microfiber/no-show construction, slightly padded bras) and underwear that looks good without clothes (lacy, detailed, very sheer or very ornamented, includes built-in electronics). Also, there’s a whole post waiting on the linguistics of panties versus pants.

The Internet is a sea of style advice today, and not all of it is useful. Style media rewards those who go extreme or are conventionally attractive. Witness this blogger’s experience in being styled as “street style bait” – she couldn’t walk by the end of the day and didn’t own most of her designer garments/bling.

Here are my favorite, most practical sources of hardcore advice online – coding and QA for your outfits.

For inspiration it is useful to hunt around for a style blogger you like and identify with. Myself, I enjoy Wardrobe Oxygen – she’s about my height, about my shape, and she had a tree fall through her closet during Hurricane Irene a month ago and just kept on going.

What Do You Want To Look Like deals with a desire I see a lot: “You want to dress like a rock star, a pin-up girl, a circus performer, a mermaid. You want to do your hair big and wear monstrous combat boots and pile on bangles from wrist to elbow. Your parents or teachers or boss or officemates or friends or lover will be scared/disappointed/angry if you do….”

The next post in this series will be about  how to channel both this desire and some style changes.

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Frolic Lounge Burlesque for October!

Fonts are Little Black Dress and SpaceGun

Eight months ago, I emceed the first Frolic Lounge show. Since then, both the burlesque scene in New Zealand and the ventures of Miss La Belle’s House of Burlesque have expanded tremendously. One thing remains the same: Frolic Lounge is the FUN show.

Look at that line up! Eleven dancers plus Miss La Belle, for two nights in the queerest bar in town, S&M’s on Cuba Street, only 40 seats per show. I can’t wait to emcee.

 

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Other Women’s Performances

I went to a quasi-burlesque event last night that included, unexpectedly, a genuinely disturbing piece. In the middle of a fairly erotic show, a dance piece with abuse overtones jolted me off the smooth rails of enjoyment. It was awful, but it was also several women’s studies papers’ worth of thought. And it had me remembering women’s 1990s performance art.

Just as with the burlesque scene now,  you had international stars and local luminaries. Well known performers at the time included Lydia Lunch, Linda Montsano, Karen Finley, bell hooks and Sapphire, Laurie Anderson and Annie Sprinkle. I’m going to count Tribe 8, too. You learned about them from your friends, and going to their gigs was a huge deal. I remember going to a Diamanda Galas performance where she mourned for her dead brother with her voice, and I came down with an earache for the next three days, from the pain channeled by the sound.

Trying to track down some video of that time, it’s all incredibly raw and jagged and angry. Video was crude and expensive compared to today – besides, you were supposed to be there. In retrospect, some of it was sheer pretension. Some of it was channeling the anger linked to punk and the awkward second stage of feminism. Some of it, the part I saw with local performance artists, was women looking to be heard and have meaning in their lives. If you want to learn more about the voices of that time, I recommend the book Angry Women.

One of the more enduring and widely relevant artists at that time, brought to my attention by someone who is still a dear friend of mine today (hi Rachel!) is Laurie Anderson. Her ’80s songs and spoken word pieces about America gain more eerie resonance as time goes on, and she can be both sexy and incisive about gender. Here she is, performing “Smoke Rings” – a piece about gender and desire, Frank Sinatra and a place where “all the girls in this town were named…BETTY”.

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The Elements: Making the Most of Natural Hair

Whether we like it or not, hair is important. At a technical conference recently no less than three acquaintances said to me, “I saw your HAIR and knew it was you.” And my hair isn’t that remarkable.

It’s easy to be tempted by dramatic hair transformations. Dyed hair! Pink hair! Retro hair! Perms! And the Interweb is full of sites full of people obsessing about changed, transformed, scuplted hair. When we go to the hairdresser, the magazines are full of extensively sculpted dyed heads of hair.  But there are a lot of reasons to take a deep breath, look in the mirror, and consider what you can do with your natural hair. Maybe you’re just paying attention to your hair again after being busy (a geologist friend of mine kept her hair in a braid for field work and got a cut when she returned to university teaching.)  Or your formerly-dyed-and-sculpted hair needs a break for a while. Or you want to look good without spending a fortune.

I see lots of maximum length Pre-Raphaelite hair amongst my friends who bellydance and enjoy the Society for Creative Anachronism and the like. It draws a lot of attention and admiration. There is a Long Hair Community that discusses every aspect of maximum length long hair in detail. If hair is grown to its maximum length, personally, I prefer it with trimmed ends. If you’re growing your hair out, braid it to sleep, and pin it up to travel or exercise – this helps avoid breakage. Trim it two or three times a year until it gets where you’re going.

The transition from Pre-Raphaelite hair or blunt-cut long hair to shaped hair can be intimidating. Some women find that, as their hair changes color or texture, or they change their personal style, they want more structure to their hair. I met an author who had a beautiful shaped haircut that made an impression on me. Then, my hair suddenly got curlier and went into an untamed “pyramid shape” when it got humid. I went shaped to tame this tendency.

Look at this Victorian hair brooch! All the different hair colors say to me, "EVERYBODY DIED"

Victorian hair jewelry

For your first shaped cut, if your personal style is to wash-and-go (mine is!) tell your hairdresser this.  Be firm about length. The more pictures you bring, the better. Grab some of the extra cut-off hair and put it in an envelope in case you want to try a dye later – this hair can be used as a tester. Or for making your own Victorian hair jewelry! You could use jewelry resin and those pendants…but I digress. Once you have your cut, go home, and wash it yourself, don’t panic. I and others have found that it takes a month or two to re-learn our hair after a shaped cut.

Curly hair, I’m learning, is different. For “curly girls” of all backgrounds, here is your site with forums, Naturally Curly. In the USA there are specialist salons for long hair and for curly hair. Curly hair salons and curly hair techniques are catching on in Australia and NZ, too. Google “curly salon” in your area and see what’s up.

To pamper your hair and have it look its best without using 73 million products:

  • Cold water rinses reduce frizz and increase shine. They cost you nothing except that moment of “augh” in the shower.
  • Sleep on clean pillowcases in a slightly cool room. The pillowcase one is a repeat from the face care post, but it also helps keep your hair cleaner.
  • If you have a fringe/bangs, maintain them.
  • Invest in quality combs. Speert handmade acetate combs are smooth and gentle compared to most regular drugstore combs, and they’re less pricey than the top-line Mason Pearson combs.
  • Try organic/plant-based shampoos and conditioners.
  • Try to avoid lots of blow-drying, and only use a straightener if your hair is thick.
  • Dry shampoo is great. It’s a spray powder that you spray in and comb out of your hair, and by the time you’re done, your hair is less greasy, but you didn’t have to wash it. I find that it works best on hair that has been blow dried, but it’s still worth it on air-dried hair. Batiste has brunette and black hair dry shampoo. Fudge dry shampoo is good for lighter shades & not as scented as Batiste.

For fancier/”done” hair when your hair is on the natural/long side:

  • A simple blow-out (a session with a blow-dryer that either straightens your hair or creates shaped curl) is a good way to look polished. It’s doable at home if you’ve invested in one of those Speert combs, or a flat brush. These instructions are good – you can skip the velcro rollers.
  • The rippling wavy-curl effect we see in magazines and nightclubs comes from that contradictory device, the hair straightener with a curling edge. Sample instructions are here. Be advised that a lot of the time, the hair you see curled and waved in magazines is hair extensions.
  • If you can’t do a thing with that hair straightener or curling iron, the new generation of hot rollers and steam rollers does amazing things with even difficult to curl hair.

Random advice:

  • You can walk out on a hairdresser – I did it once when I felt we were communicating badly. I felt awful, but I did it.
  • Some hair reacts poorly to petroleum derived sodium laureth sulfate in shampoos (it doesn’t cause cancer but it beats up finer hair) and silicone products in conditioners (dimethicone, anything with -methicone as a suffix). Other hair loves silicones. You won’t know until you try, but be warned, some find silicone hair products drying/coating when used over the longer term. Pantene hair products are packed with silicone. And read the ingredients on a lot of those “Moroccan Oil” products being sold right now – a lot of them get more of a punch from silicone products than from argan oil!
  • Some hair also reacts poorly to…dieting. There’s a discussion on this at the Long Hair board. At one point, I lost 15 pounds, and I went to my hairdresser, proud of myself.  The hairdresser ignored my body and said, “What have you done to your hair? Have you been sick?” So if you’re restricting your food intake, keep an eye on your nutrition, ensuring that you get enough protein and fat. If you aren’t happy with your hair overall, or you are fighting thinning hair, add a skin-hair-nails vitamin to your routine.

All this bossy advice! And most of it is what I’ve gleaned managing my own difficult hair. Dear reader, your own hair, I am certain, is lovely.  If you want to take it up to the next level of maintenance (coloring, perming, styling), go for it. And if you want give your follicles a chance to shine on their own, I encourage you.

A natural mouth in natural light. By photographer Andy Savill.
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The Elements: Face Care 101

Your face is a wonder of biological engineering and neuroprocessing in a dermatologically delicate case. With your face, you see and are seen; you express yourself to the fullest. Even if you never wear a speck of makeup as long as you live, you will carry an air of finish and polish if you take care of your face.  5 minutes of grooming in the morning, 7 minutes of grooming in the evening, and some periodic attention to your brows and eyeglasses will bring you a tremendous return on your time and attention investment.

Hair on your face should be there with intent*. With this as your base principle:

  • Acquire a pair of clean tweezers and shape your brows. This, alone, will upgrade your entire visage.  Ladies, your instructions are here. Fellas, check out this article and this video.
  • Those little stray hairs…you know the ones…pluck or shave them.
  • If you have a fringe/bangs, make sure it’s trimmed.

Wear glasses? Keep the frames and lenses exquisitely clean. Evaluate once a year if it’s time to freshen up your look with fresh frames. Inexpensive, stylish glasses are available online now, and I can vouch for their optical quality.

Now that your face is tidy and well framed, here’s a day of face care:

  • Everybody wear sunscreen! Sun damages and ages your skin. I’m sure you know that, but…it takes 1 minute to apply face sunscreen. You deserve that minute.
  • During your day, drink water. Yeah, yeah, you’ve heard that one before, too. But it works.
  • Skin-hair-and-nails vitamins. If things are unsettled dermatologically, or you want an extra boost, try them.
  • Remove all makeup meticulously before you sleep at night. A cotton pad and makeup remover from the grocery store or drugstore are fine.
  • Wash your face with a terry cloth and some face wash (regular bar soap is too harsh).
  • Moisturize around your eyes at least once a day. At night before bed is good.
  • When you lie down to sleep, make sure it’s on clean pillowcases. Think about this: your face is going to be up against that fabric for the next 8 hours.

“Facial” treatments. Somebody gave me one for a gift once. It consisted of having 5 different products lavishly applied to my face to a soothing New Age soundtrack. I was supposed to relax. I didn’t do that very well (“what, more moisturizer?”) but I thought a facial was a fine way to try a bunch of products.

A natural mouth in natural light. By photographer Andy Savill.Your mouth benefits from some specific grooming.

  • Apply lip balm/lip moisturizer once in a while.
  • Check your teeth. Don’t like what you see? For two weeks, floss daily and brush with a serious whitening toothpaste (Pearl Drops, Rembrandt) twice daily. Then, check back. Better?
  • If your gums bleed when you floss, be gentle but continue. Also, eat 1/2 a raw carrot or a raw apple once a day. Both of these are great for your gums.

Now your brain and personality have the communicative sensorium-casing they so richly deserve! Go forth unadorned, or apply all the makeup you desire. The end result should be that when someone looks at you, they see…not the extra bristle, not the chapped lips, not the bit of spinach between your incisors…but you.

* Just a note to say that if you are a bearded lady by choice, I am all for your choice. Linda Medley’s graphic novel The Castle Waiting has a great bearded lady plot line.

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The Elements: An Introduction

I asked some of my friends, “So what would you like to see on my femme blog?” Responses included:

“I’m not very good at (long pause) being female.”

“I would like some basics.”

“I liked the perfume posts – some more stuff like that.”

We unpacked these beginning statements some more. My friends did not want to be hyper-groomed and obscured under myriad layers of Products, but they did want “more polish.” They wanted to look like themselves, but better.  They enjoyed excursions to Goth Castle, the Retro Pinup Malt Shoppe, and the ineffable fashion realms of the 5th Arrondisment and 5th Avenue. But they wanted to read about a livable style ground and femme improvements for every day.

There’s a lot on the Web about makeup application and refining clothing style. So, for this week, I put together a series of posts on four basic style concepts – four Elements – that don’t repeat too much of what is already out there:

  • Face Care
  • Making the Most of Your Natural Hair 
  • Working with Outfits
  • Creating Occasions

Someone whose style is based on wholesome naturalness could take these elements and live happily ever after. Somebody else who wants to become a sleek, groomed avatar of fashion perfection, or a deliciously made-up pin-up, could use them as a foundation. The first post is up immediately following this.

One other question was, “Could you do a master post of all your online shopping places?”

That one didn’t take any unpacking (because the box hasn’t arrived yet.) I promise I’ll do that one, too.

A beautiful photo by a beautiful man. And a reminder that beauty is imperfect.

Flower, Albuquerque, NM. © 2007, 2011, Joseph E. Lake, Jr. Reused under Creative Commons Non-Commercial.